Massey's Pizza Sports Bar & Wings Graceland

Hype: It's a been a while since we've done a pizza and this is a pretty new Massey's location.  We wanted a good solid pie with access to beer and many, many televisions to watch basketball.  This seems to be the place.

Scene: There must have been a hundred TV's on the wall.  Lots of sports, lots of good beer options, and a mix of high top tables and booths.  Even the menus were displayed on TV's by the front.  Big patio space for warmer weather.  "They got KENO in this motherfucker?" Unfortunately, no, but they do open at 11am on Sundays and boast several toddler chairs so you can bring whole family.  Almost all of our evolving needs were met here.

The Pie:
Crust- Really nice, thin, burnt-edge crust sitting on some cornmeal.  Sliced into party squares I could eat by the hundred.
Sauce- Sweet and generously applied, not too much though.
Cheese- Understated pizza cheese.  Not rubbery at all.
Peps- Certainly the marquee topping on this pie.  Salty, slightly cupped and well-spiced.  Good work.
Overall- This is a classic Columbus thin crust.  Solid pie served up with 23oz drafts and more sports watching options than you can shake a stick at.  4/5 pies!  It's good to be back.

Catfish Biff's (W. 11th Ave, Columbus, OH, 43201--614-421-7421)

Remember when you lived on King ave. and partied until 4am six or seven nights a week? Down by 11th you had Appolo's, the other Gyro place in that building, Cluck-U, or Catfish for late-night mop-up duty--how times have changed. Regardless of what happened the night before I would try to catch the Catfish Biff's lunch special the next morning: two roni slices and a Dr. Pepper for $2.75. VALUE!!!!!!!!!

Last weekend they opened back up because the kids are back. This time we drove instead of walked. The picnic table is still there. Sluts are still sitting on the steps, QFM 96 is still blasting killer rock tunes, and that fucking idiot that was in my econ class is still the manager. It was a good time and the pizza is still pretty good. On a by-the-slice basis it is an incredible value.

We opted for an extra large pep pie. It doesn't need a review because the memories tasted better than the pizza. It merits your business. If you don't get drunk with young college students, start.