Monday, October 13, 2008

Pizza Terrorism-Al Pacino's Pizza (you don't want to know Olentangy River Rd. Cols, OH)


Hype: Well, it had a pretty sweet name. Everyone loves Scarface right?
Scene: Located in a Middle Eastern market on Olentangy River Rd., tucked away in the corner are a couple of friendly blokes ready to serve you pizza by the slice. Not the best environment for scoring some killer pie, but if the pizza's good, then i'm not going to complain.

THE PIE:

Crust: eww. greasy, oily, buttery, but only in the worst way possible. Looks like the dudes were drying to dress it up after pulling it off the rack to look more appealing and to add some extra "flavor". Didn't work guys.
Cheese: VOMIT.
Sauce: Is that what they call it? Tastes like some shit they pulled out of a Hunt's tomato paste can from down the aisle in the market. Sick.
Pep: It almost tasted like a pepperoni pizza for a second, but then I came to my senses.
Overall: Some major bogus pizza here. Nothing on this pie even resembled the taste of it. Probably the worst pizza I've ever had in my life, no joke. You could get one of those diet Smart One's veggie lover's frozen pizzas for 3 bucks at the grocery and it'd still be way better than this. 1 out of 5 pies. Truly the 9/11 of pizzas.

4 comments:

Hinze said...

I am offended by this review. But seriously, that pizza was the worst pizza I've ever tasted. I will NEVER FORGET.

sarahpalin said...

I ate this pizza with john mccain. It was balls!
Even my pregnant daugther bristol hated this shit

Party Gabe said...

This depresses me. Hinze, what offends you about the review? Do you no longer hold sway over the scrutiny of pies?

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